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Baby Booties
The inside says, ”Pull out next time” Offer this card as congratulations, condolences, or a warning to that slutty niece of yours, whatever the case may be. They’ll get a great card and a valuable...
$ 3.00 - $ 20.00
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Baby Mobile
The inside says, ”The boobies, for one thing” Don’t worry, fathers-to-be! We know, you noticed what a violent harpie the woman carrying your demon seed has turned into. And we know you’re not looking forward...
$ 3.00 - $ 20.00
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Creepy
Hitler doesn’t do such a bang up job as decoration, but maybe he can make a good comparison to the new parents. The inside says, ”Not as creepy as you having a kid”
$ 3.00 - $ 20.00
