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Birthday Cat
The inside says, ”I would have brought you something, but I hate you.” Don’t be fooled, that is the most evil cat in the world.
$ 3.00 - $ 20.00
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Cheap Bastard
The inside says, ”I want you to remember this moment the next time you get me some cheap shit.” Isn’t there always one person at a dinner party that only has money for their food,...
$ 3.00 - $ 20.00
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No Cake For Me
The inside says, ”I didn’t forget, I was just too lazy to get you something.” Make this card your first attempt in proving you aren’t a total douche for missing someone’s birthday.
$ 3.00 - $ 20.00
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Make A Wish
This card gives threesomes whole new meaning. The inside says, ”May all your wishes come true. Happy Birthday.”
$ 3.00 - $ 20.00
