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  • Bitch Slap Breakup

    The inside says, ”You’ve just wasted your life, that’s all.” Sometimes humor is the only thing you can offer someone that’s just had their heart stomped on. And if they can’t laugh at their own...

    $ 3.00 - $ 20.00

  • Circle of Life

    The inside says, ”One down, four to go” We know the title of this card is “Circle of Life,” although there is no circle. It’s more like a pyramid. A glorious monument to symbolize your...

    $ 3.00 - $ 20.00

  • Old Maid

    The inside says, ”If you weren’t such a bitch, you wouldn’t be single.” Give your friend the nasty little paper cut she deserves with this card. You’ll make her laugh, you’ll make her cry, you’ll...

    $ 3.00 - $ 20.00