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Alter Boys
The inside says, ”May your alter boys be bent down, lubed up, and mute. Merry Christmas.” We’ve ALL got a little pedophile in us, especially alter boys.
$ 3.00 - $ 20.00
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Bethlehem
The inside says, ”Far away from me” I despise religious email. No matter how many forwards I ignore, they keep sending me more. What ever happened to the “junk” folder working in my email account?...
$ 3.00 - $ 20.00
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Cheap Bastard
The inside says, ”I want you to remember this moment the next time you get me some cheap shit.” Isn’t there always one person at a dinner party that only has money for their food,...
$ 3.00 - $ 20.00
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Dreidel This
The inside says, ”Don’t worry. He’ll make a fortune as her divorce lawyer. Happy Chanukah” Remember those days back when you were a little Jewish kid? Me neither. I was the uber-German blonde girl in...
$ 3.00 - $ 20.00
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New Year's Resolution
The inside says, ”Happy New Year! What’s your New Year’s Resolution? Mine’s to cut off contact with annoying people. BYE.” Due to this card’s overwhelming usefulness, you are required to send it to at least...
$ 3.00 - $ 20.00
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Snowflakes
The inside says, ”Happy Holidays, you little fucker.” You might as well buy a big ol’ box of these; they never get old.
$ 3.00 - $ 20.00
