TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF USE
Use Me!
The tudify.com site, products and services are provided for your entertainment and the recipient’s entertainment and is subject to the Terms and Conditions below. By using the tudify.com site, products and services you agree to be bound by these Terms and Conditions, however informal they may appear. Please note that your use of the tudify.com site, products and services (tudify.com also considered as “we,” “us,” or “our site”) constitutes your unconditional agreement to follow and be bound by these Terms and Conditions of Use.
Shit Happens
We’ll do our best to make sure all of our images are as accurate as possible, but you understand and accept that there may be slight variations in color, font, or position of the images.
Hey, we aren’t perfect. We never said we were. Sometimes there could be problems with your order or the website. We apologize in advance. However, we do not guarantee our site, products or services are fault free. We may need to restrict your access to the website from time to time to take care of repairs, maintenance, upgrades, or holidays. We will do our best to keep you updated on what’s going on with our site, and keep the site open as much as possible. No one likes to wait.
We could make a mistake from time to time with prices or stock too. If we do find an error with an item you’ve ordered, due to mis-pricing it or being out of stock, we’ll let you know as soon as possible. We may need to delay, re-price, or even cancel your order.
We Won’t Diddle With Your Whatnots
tudify.com won’t share any of your information with another party, because that’s not cool. We will work hard to make sure our site is secure and no bad guys can get in to do any unlawful stuff.
Hey, That’s MINE!
The complete content of our site, products, and services are protected by copyright, trade marks, database and other intellectual property rights. It’s ours. You can not and will not take any content from our site without prior written permission from us.
Mixin It Up
We may update our Terms and Conditions here or there. The changes of these Terms and Conditions will apply to our site the moment they’re published. If you don’t accept the new Terms and Conditions, don’t use us anymore. If you do continue to use our site, products and/or services after the date on which the change is published, your use of our site proves you accept the updated Terms and Conditions.
We Ain’t Playin, Bitches
There is plenty of material on this site that could be considered adult in content. If anyone could possibly be offended by our site, leave our site immediately. No one’s keeping you here. You must leave our site if you’re under 18 years of age. By viewing and/or using any of our products or services, you confirm you are over 18 years old.
You may NOT use our site or any material obtained from the site for any of the following reasons and/or purposes: any unlawful purpose; harassing or distressing; libel; being abusive, threatening or offensive; being vulgar or obscene; transmitting, delivering or supplying objectionable material; transmitting, delivering or supplying material that encourages conduct that constitutes a criminal offense, results in civil liability or otherwise breaches any laws, regulations or code of practice; breaching any laws concerning the use of public telecommunications networks.
You will indemnify us against all losses, liabilities, costs and expenses suffered or incurred.
We reserve the right to cancel any order if we feel that you are using tudify.com in a way contrary to these Terms and Conditions. If we cancel your order we will refund you for said order.
You agree that no liability will befall us for any offense caused by viewing or exposure to any part of our site or material to anyone.
In Other Words…
If you use our products, services, or just peruse our website, you accept all responsibility and liability for their initial and eventual use. Don’t come crying to us with your lawyer if you get fired, sued, divorced, arrested, have a leg amputated or anything else. Some people can dish it out, but can’t take it. If you send your boss a card telling him to go fuck himself, and he thinks you’re an asshole, that’s YOUR fault.
However, if your boss thinks you’re the funniest motherfucker he’s ever worked with, and you get a big fat raise and a corner office, you can totally thank us.
